Things to remember

Things to remember when/if you are approaching Africa Web TV to offer its services to you and your commercial activities for free:

Please remember we got all of our equipments for free.

Please remember when we travel to your events we travel for free. We got the car/bus/public transportation for free. We always fill it up with free petrol or we got a free pass.

Please remember the hours we spend filming and editing are just because we have nothing else to do and are just grateful you are able to keep us busy.

Please remember we pay our rents and bills by smiling at our creditors and reminding them we are “brothers”.

Please remember the best things in life are truly free. We send our children to free school. We never spend a dime to buy books and clothes. The supermarkets give us free food.

Please remember that the tax man always forgets to send us a bill.

Please remember it is you who are actually showing us kindness and grace by allowing us to publicise your events and activities.

In short we remind you to remember we are a bunch of ungrateful pig heads for even daring to ask anything in return for our services. It is your total and undeniable right to get our services for free while you are getting paid for the products and services you want us to promote for you.

Since quality does not have a price, we remind you to take your “kindness, grace, brotherhood” and your business elsewhere, where people share your philosophy. We are just stupid to have even bothered you.

Please forgive us. Thank you!