The bedroom is not the place to hold a European union conference to discuss Putin and other world affairs! The bedroom is for sexuology! Affiong gets tired of Udoh’s bedroom inactivity and takes matters into her own hands.
Udoh comes up with the brilliant idea of asking his wife and Affiong to get to know each other better by asking Daniella (his wife) to teach Affiong how to ride a bicycle. What happened next is not the family bonding Udoh had in mind!
Affiong goes to Udoh’s office to find out why he works so much and so hard without giving any thought to producing a child. While there she see Udoh’s personal assistant and quickly develops Plan B!
How can an African man be cleaning the house while his wife is just sitting down doing nothing? Affiong can’t bear to see this happen and calls for divine intervention!
Why anyone would get it in their heads to bring a bunch of flowers to a sick Udoh is something Affiong can not understand. If Udoh is sick you bring pepper soup and not a bunch of nonsense! Welcome to the world according to Affiong!